“When you’re twenty-three you think it’s too late to do anything. Not until your forties do you realise that you still have time—not to do everything, perhaps, but at least everything that matters.”
— Eva Baltasar, Permafrost. (via letterful)
fkn ford ranger!!!!!!!!!
parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
take his ass to margaritaville
In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time
wait wtf is cream soda
cause when we're creaming and popping...
we’re cropping?
we're peaming
there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach
i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.
it’s a white gatorade kind of day
google maps walking directions should have an option that allows you to choose the loveliest path